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Old guys are such pushovers, lol. They really think they can get laid just by flashing cash. Like I’d ever have sex with creepy old men like you. I just take the money and run when I see an opening. Since compensated dating is illegal, those old guys can’t even complain—they just have to suffer in silence. Making money this easily… feels like I’m going to get punished for it someday, lol.