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You Cum - You Lose!

Mar 6, 2017 · 1h 3m
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"This can be a no-holds barred match. Anything goes. Any hole. Anywhere on the body. Anything. Whoever cums first, loses." Aryx Quinn (aka Tristan Baldwin) is a hard nut to crack. This guy is a classic, old-school erotic wrestler. His erotic banter and dialogue feel like something straight out of the early 1990's. Interestingly enough, Topher DiMaggio is able to match those antiquated remarks word-for-word with his youthful, puppy-like attitude. No cheap moves here. These guys go at it like fighters out to do damage. It's a rolling, kicking, straddling, humping floor fight, complete with full on erotic moves that result in brutal leg locks and powerful ass flossing. Dicks immediately inflate beneath spandex prisons, despite each fighter's best efforts to keep control of his manhood.

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CAST

Tristan Baldwin
Aryx Quinn
Topher DiMaggio
Directed by Ron Sexton

DETAILS

Status
Released
Original language
EN
Budget
—
Revenue
—
Production
Can-Am Productions
Country
US

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