PLOT
Angela Sommers is a member of the channel 2 news team. When she told her friend Ron she wanted to be a network anchor, he shrugged it off as a joke-he even wrote it in his journal that night. But Angela isn't here to impress Ron; she just moved into a new neighborhood with her partner Samantha and it has aroused the eyes of the females living next door. They feel the need to welcome her with open arms and open legs. What ensues after that deserves its own dedicated feature piece on the evening news show. Stay classy, internet.