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Metropolitan Monologues

Jan 1, 2000 · 45m
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Comedy

PLOT

The New York City summer is fueled by the sultry emanations of hot air that tumble off the tongues of potential thespians as they attempt to decipher the gastric guesswork embedded in the prose of the pre-production process. The video camera flits across the boroughs of NYC in a splash-dash sojourn of sumptuous banquets and bohemian bombast, while the down-to-earth wisdom of the seeing impaired helps to guide the protagonist into detours of wisdom befitting his putrid project. A theatrical play incubates in the balding head of the videomaker and as its presence makes itself felt among the various victims of his vision, we share with them the horror of advancing age and the descriptive diatribes toward the destiny of the decrepit damned.

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CAST

George Kuchar
Himself
Stella Kuchar
Herself
Sarah Jacobson
Herself
Philly Abe
Herself
Robert Flanagan
self
Suzan Al-Doghachi
Self
Yolanda Bako
Herself
Floraine Connors
Self
Directed by George Kuchar

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Released
Original language
EN
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Country
US
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