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No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva.
Sep 29, 1999 · 1h 27m
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Drama
Romance

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No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…

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CAST

Vincent Coppey
Arno
Alexandra Tiedemann
Nina
Pietro Musillo
Maurizio
Nalini Selvadoray
Alice
Frédéric Martin
Le Guitariste
Directed by Romed Wyder

DETAILS

Status
Released
Original language
FR
Budget
—
Revenue
—
Production
Laïka Films, Paradigma Films, TSR
Country
CH

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