PLOT
Once upon a time., there was a little fuckdog who lived in the woods. Her name was Poona. Poona had no friends until her Fairy God Penis brought her a magical gift - a big pink box. Then a handsome prince came to play in Poona's big pink box. And came. And came again. Follow Poona's twisted path to the Kingdom of Do (where no one did). Meet The Man Who Can Sell Anything, Suzy-Suzy Cyber-Assassin, Mr. Beer, a pair of space aliens named Jasper and Cunt, and God (who will answer any question for five bucks). Spike the milk. Lace the cookies. And get way, way under the covers for Jeff Goode's hilarious and subversive bedtime stories for adults, Poona the Fuckdog.