PLOT
Ladies, there is a war going on. A war on our right to free love and the search for world-wide sexual gratification. General Warlock and his prudish minions have attacked this precious gift and it's up to us to keep the love alive. I have staged an attack on the General's headquarters. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to protect this right by any means necessary. Remember, all's fair in love and war.