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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Sep 18, 2008 · 10m
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Comedy
Horror

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From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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CAST

Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
Directed by Richard Gale

DETAILS

Status
Released
Original language
EN
Budget
$600
Revenue
—
Production
Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films
Country
US

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