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Hang around some seedy shakedown tourist trap in Bangkok, and you'll quickly realize there's no such thing as an amateur. Yeah, they'll love you long time, but you'll hate yourself in the morning. Then there's that messy drip to deal with later. And the needles...ugh. As an alternative travel venue, at way less the cost, may we present this package of young, winsome Thai girls. They're guaranteed factory fresh with little or no dubious medical histories. Just that thought alone is worth the price of your visual participation. After all, you don't want to be jacking it to some bar slut.