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Anchors Aweigh

Aug 1, 2026 · 1h 11m
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Comedy

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When a well-meaning loser gets rejected by his much younger and more successful blonde girlfriend, he rents a small sailboat by the airport and spirals into a state of deep personal reflection.

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CAST

Matt Barats
Presenter
Serena Profaci
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Mike Holt
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Ana Fabrega
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Felipe Di Poi
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Avery Navarro
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Clark Conway
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Elizabeth Cappuccino
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Directed by Matt Barats

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Status
Released
Original language
EN
Budget
—
Revenue
—
Production
Abso Lutely Productions, Cartuna, Bronxburgh, Mongoose Picture House
Country
US

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