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Long Black

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Jan 16, 2026 · 9m
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Comedy
Drama

PLOT

A man on the verge of wetting himself begs a pretentious barista to use his bathroom. Sadly, it is for customers only.

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CAST

Tom Rainn
Albert
Maxwell James Clements
Mike
Jude Tzabar
Jasper
Directed by Alex Barnes-Auld

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Status
Released
Original language
EN
Budget
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Revenue
—
Country
US

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