PLOT
For the weak, the slow, the stiff, the fragile, the softys and the overcautious. For the side stitch and thigh rub regulars, those who suffer from sweat running into their eyes, reddening skin or ghastly complexion, breathlessness and retching. For those who don't want to win, who'd like to but know it'll never happen, that are tired of comparing themselves or can't help but do so.