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Some guys like big Amazonian volley ball chicks while some dudes prefer women best suited to hefty bag fashions. But we've always felt that the best things come in small packages. If you've ever had a lady come up to your navel as the ref was calling jump ball, you know what we mean. Einstein tried to define it in his theories regarding spatial relationships but couldn't get his point across probably because he never had sex with a Spinner. Or maybe he did for all we know. If that's the case, we would have taken our math classes way more seriously.