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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same
Nov 7, 2008 · 1h 40m
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Comedy

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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CAST

Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Directed by Steve Miner

DETAILS

Status
Released
Original language
EN
Budget
$30,000,000
Revenue
$103,971
Production
Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures, Family Room Entertainment, Gerber Pictures, Grand Army Entertainment, Major Productions, Millennium Media, Emmett/Furla Films
Country
US

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