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May 30, 2025 · 24m
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Comedy

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Jesus joins a gay soccer team to bond with his dying father over their shared passion for the sport. But his desire to win his father's approval is eclipsed by a new obsession once he discovers the team is filled with mean soccer gays.

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CAST

Abraham Rodriguez
Tenoch
Jack Murillo
Robbie
Paloma Esparza Rabinov
Melina
Brandon Papo
Chauncey
Zack Rikito Harris
Martin
Dave Silva
Rey
Jack Walz
Kyle
Indar Smith
Tré
Directed by Ahuatl Amaro

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Status
Released
Original language
EN
Budget
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Country
US
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