PLOT
Ingredients: Six all beef patties, special spooge, frottage, grease, big pickles, on an open-sesame seedy bun! Co-produced by Brandon (whom Raging Stallion have been promising me for my birthday!) under his “Monster Bang” wing - so titled after his desire to give his monster monster a name. Now, I’ve always felt uncomfortable with guys who need to give their dong a moniker, but Brandon is cute and shares his name with an actor who once dated Lindsay Wagner and also made Dempsey and Makepeace so I’ll forgive him. And Raging Stallion has so many departments now it should be renamed Bloomingdales.