PLOT
Lolly Dames gets a surprise visit from her friend Cherry Kiss, who is extremely upset. Cherry explains that she just found out her boyfriend has actually been married to another woman this whole time, and has been lying to Cherry. Now completely heartbroken, Cherry feels like a loser, and thinks she'll never find a good man. Lolly is sympathetic, and tells her not to give up. After the conversation, Lolly talks to her husband, Will Pounder, about Cherry's situation. Will immediately becomes sympathetic too, and says Cherry needs something nice to help take her mind off the lying jerk who broke her heart. Will suggests that Cherry could use a good spitroast, and Lolly is totally on board with the idea, but Cherry is confused because she doesn't know what a spitroast is...