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Semolina Pilchard

All you need is crime.
Sep 28, 2026 · 2h 3m
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Comedy
Crime
Drama

PLOT

As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.

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CAST

Sarah Louise-Chadwick
Clara Reynolds
Sophia Leanne Kelly
Danika Reynolds
Alina Allison
Rosie
Macaulay Cooper
Max
Joe McGann
Gerry Reynolds
Louis Emerick
Billy Donnelly
Jack Ryder
Des
Gabriella Tavini
Amy
Directed by Mike Clarke

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Status
Released
Original language
EN
Budget
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Revenue
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Country
GB
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