Who’d be a fuckin canvasser in this day and age? They’re on every street corner and hanging around every estate banging away on yer door asking for a favour. We all know politicians are a bunch of tossers generally speaking but really who’d have thought these twats knocking on yer door to grab yer vote were really only interested in one thing – but this lot are a right dirty bunch talk about a political party this lot are more like having a fucking orgy.